In Nevada, nauseated by the flat countryside, Ape #1 suffered a bout of diarrhea.

In Utah, Ape #2 made a move for Ape #1's bananna and there was a short brawl until Joe sent a straight-arm into the backseat quieting them both.

In Nebraska, they argued over the radio and Joe won out with "Battle Hymn of the Republic"

In Arkansas Ape#1 complained of Joe's cigar smoke and Ape #2 had to pee twenty-three times in one day.

In Mississippi, Our road warriors were clearly lost and couldn't understand where they had missed the turn for Heaven on Earth.. They collided with a massive possum that rearranged their differential and forced a two-day stop-over at a local hillbilly garage.