--There's so much to be done. I need
you on any number of fronts. Miami is running into design
snags and Chicago, the Oak Park one, is suddenly behaving like kids
in a candy store wanting to accessorize everything and folks wanting
the new pavillion but where is the new pavilion? Is it ready
yet, Mr No-Show?
--I've been busy. Assembling the Geometry Gate to what we
have below.
--Busy? Well, of course . . . you've been busy.
--Right, for an hour or two a day. When there's time.
--Look. I need you to put this silly thing aside and get back to
the business. People are beginning to, well, you know . .
. talk. I'm tired of covering for you. Someone asked
me yesterday if you actually existed, or were just a figurehead,
like Betty Crocker.
--I was looking at old photos yesterday.
--What?
--Old photos.
--I heard you.
--There was one of you, in college, sucking up to Dr Radke, our
Architectural Trig professor. Remember him?
--We got an A in that class, in case you've forgotten.
--But here's the thing: I found another photo taken just a
few months later.
--That would be when you jumped ship. The same thing you're
doing now, again.
--But where did it lead us?
--Talk about sucking up; you dont know how painful it was watching
you with Buckminster Fuller--buying into all that new age crap.
--There were perks.
--Perks?
--Dee DuCharme's open-minded hemline and how
that got me to thinking about her to-die-for-legs and how
the Pavillion is mostly, once you've approached it, all about the
eye-level posts and the real business, the design, sort of crescends
to the upper roofline and the gridded inserts, lofted above eye-level
like an out-of-reach pinatta.
--And . . .
--So it ocurred to me that the 8x8 posts have all the elegance of
a sumo wrestler and what we need there are the CPW columns, not
posts, and so I sketched it up last night.
--Whooppee!
--So you can make the arrangements for Oak Park, and then Miami
and get us a ticket to Donizetti's il esir de amour playing
at the Chicago Lyric.
--Oh. That's the one withn the stupid duet?
--Right. Not even the memory of Dee DuCharms legs moves me
like that opera.
--Whatever. So how's the geomoetry gate coming.
Is this it? Is it finished?
--Hardly. This is our blank. Now we'll turn to Phase
2.
--Oh gawd. And what is it exactly we plan to do with this,
and the Free-Form gate?
--Someone will write in, eventually. They always do.
They'll hit the Comment link below and make an offer and if it's
the right site, the right setting, it's theirs.
-- Any offer?
--Pretty much. If the site is right. The photo-op.
The surrounding architecture must be a good fit.
-- What do I tell the accounting department?
--Tell them Betty Crocker lives.
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