What forms of payment do you accept?

Master Card, Visa, Discover, Checks.  No American Express. Nor Chilean pesos. The Chileans once stripped Charles naked and threw him in a cold empty concrete room below the National Palace  for an entire afternoon.  That was Pinochet’s boys. January 1976. And we don’t accept Argentinian Pesos either, where Charles got caught in the Dirty War and lay awake at night in his small room overlooking the Avenida La Libertador, listening to gun battles, to the sound of twin engine props flying not far off the shore dumping drugged bodies into the Atlantic. And no Salvadorian dollars either, where back in ’78, he practically had to wear a bullet-proof vest just to get a little body surfing in. Other than those exceptions, we’ll take anyone’s money.